Happy Aries Season! Kittenscopes, March 24–April 6


Happy Aries Season, Kittens! In addition to your weekly Kittenscopes, enjoy this curated #meowlist dedicated to Aries season to get you in the mood with some fiery Aries glow.


The quickest plan isn’t the best one. It’s just the first one to get laid to waste.
Take your time and count slowly. It isn’t going anywhere.



Longer days give way to longer bouts of restlessness.
Take an extra hour to think about yourself. Take another one to think about nothing at all.


You feel pulled in various directions except for your true North.
You know what your Polaris is.
Transitioning is never supposed to be easy.



You’ve endured darker days than this. Make light work out of what you conquer.
Forge ahead fearlessly like only you can.



You can’t see where you’re going if you’re always looking over your shoulder.
Believe them when they tell you to trust. It’s not the worst thing.



Getting what you want is as simple as asking.
Sharp wit coupled with grace. You wear your charm like a necklace.



The path to your heart has been cleared.
The karmic balance you’ve been wishing for has been restored.
Bathe in the sun.



You are standing tall and enjoying the view.
It’s not often that you see it from this perspective.
It’s yours to keep for a little while longer.



Issue an apology that is owed. It will serve you when it is not held in your mouth.
If you feel better, you are finished. If you don’t, make it right.



Your glory is your solace, but it does not replace real connections.
Text the first person you think about when you wake up.
Someone needs you more than you know.


The people who have seen your back do not remember what your face looks like.
If you are going to turn around, make it quick.
Don’t make the same mistake twice.



Sometimes your power is in the water.
Sometimes it’s hidden in the sun.
Shake off your tired blues and feel it in your chest.



Greta Von Voss is a contributing writer and resident astrology poet for Pussy Magic. She is a synesthete who has a passion for painting and embroidery. Born with a veil over her face, Greta loves the beauty of all things spiritual and intuitive. Her current journey is learning the realms of tarot and dream interpretation. Greta currently resides in the Appalachian foothills of Georgia with her husband and two dogs. You can find her musings on Instagram and her blog.